Serenity has dethroned Star Wars in my book. Lucas blew
it big time and Weadon picked up the slack.
Go
ahead Star Wars Fanboys. Squirm and whine all you want.
You are
wrong. Ep.1-3 sucked eggs and you know it. Lucas thought
he could spoon
feed us pop culture horse shit and that we would just
accept as "good".
Well, NOT FUCKING LIKELEY! Fuck you Lucas for jerking
us around so badly
and Thank you Mr. Weadon for delivering what we wanted
and needed. A
good shot of gritty sci-fi opera.
Take
note Lucas, you bloated, blind, egocentric, geezer. We
will no
longer suffer processed, over thought, PC schlock. You
really boned a
bantha this time. You had every chance to do the right
thing w/ Ep.1-3.
But no. You wanted to bank, and you did. But you did not
need to. Dense
already where your pockets with the earnings of the people
from your
first SW ventures and marketing genius. But that was not
enough. You
decided to make a mass appealing crapfest to whip up some
more cheese.
We should have seen it coming with those fucking Ewoks.
Serenity
contains great writing, great acting, fan-fuckinf-tastic
story and some twists that will make you say "What
the fuck?!". Where Ep. 1-3 contain good actors that
do bad acting due to fuckey writing. Oh and Serenity's
effects...just as good. The props aren't as tight but
the effects and design of the "world" are top
notch.
I
command you to go and see this movie. Take the Star Wars
pacifier out
of your mouth and the Lucas strap-on out of your ass and
go see this
flick.
Outpatient
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October 13th, 2005
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